| Run | Run Date | Dirt Name | Dirt Shit |
|---|
| 485 | 28 May 2026 | Yanky Crank | Given temporary dirt shit for the day to include the pink shirt, which was removed at the end of the day since acting GM iboibo was no longer Acting GM after that Dirt. |
| 484 | 30 Apr 2026 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | for not wearing his Gold Wings hat and producing a Dirt hat with no embroidered name |
| 483 | 26 Mar 2026 | Drinks Like A Girl | losing his Dirt hat |
| 481 | 29 Jan 2026 | Sour Kraut Bone Collector | Not only gave his silver wings hat to a baht bus driver to wear, the driver was a female! |
| 481 | 29 Jan 2026 | Yanky Crank | Lost his Dirt shirt in the circle |
| 476 | 28 Aug 2025 | Ferry Queen | For forcing the Catamaran Captain to take him to the Thai boat with the entertainment on it causing an additional 20 minute delay to the already messed up hare schedule. |
| 476 | 28 Aug 2025 | Dyke Converter | For leaving second circle early on 40th without GM permission. |
| 476 | 28 Aug 2025 | Bullshitter | For leaving second circle early on 40th without GM permission. |
| 476 | 28 Aug 2025 | Dags | Skipping both circles on 40th and to remain Dirt Shits through January 2026! |
| 476 | 28 Aug 2025 | Yanky Crank | Skipping both circles on 40th and to remain Dirt Shits through January 2026! |
| 473 | 29 May 2025 | Bullshitter | Issued new Dirt Shit for taking selfie on baht bus right in front of GM |
| 473 | 29 May 2025 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Awarded dual Dirt Shits for passing a Dirt Run 469 hat to a bitch in Bang Saray bar (even if simply to hold to pass to another Dirt Roader) and for taking photos on Dirt at circle venue (even if only scenery related) |
| 472 | 24 Apr 2025 | Sour Kraut Bone Collector | For skipping second circle without GM permission |
| 472 | 24 Apr 2025 | Mamasans Big Boy | For taking pics on trail |
| 472 | 24 Apr 2025 | Dog Shit | For allowing his girlfriend to wear his Dirt hat |
| 471 | 27 Mar 2025 | Bang Saray Beach Bum | For skipping Second Circle without GM approval |
| 470 | 27 Feb 2025 | My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay | For allowing his gf/wife to wear his generic green Dirt hat. |
| 470 | 27 Feb 2025 | Bullshitter | For allowing his gf to wear his Dirt Run #469 cap. |
| 470 | 27 Feb 2025 | Dags | Given Dirt Shit in absentia for allowing his gf to wear his Dirt hat and his Dirt trail bag. |
| 467 | 28 Nov 2024 | Robbin' Banks | For holding a video conference, to include turning video twds Dirt Roaders, with his wife/gf for the second Dirt in a row attended by RB. |
| 466 | 31 Oct 2024 | Paprika Smiley | Awarded Dirt Shit for missing September Dirt, despite signing up and present in Pattaya the day before, after taking on a moving vehicle with his head but luckily and happily surviving! |
| 464 | 29 Aug 2024 | Proposition | Based on photographic evidence, Proposition was given a new Dirt Shit for giving his Alcatraz Dirt extra shirt, the striped Prison shirt with his Dirt ID number on it, to a non-Dirt Roader PH3 hasher who in turn gave it to a non-Dirt Roader PH3 virgin on a recent Monday PH3 run. |
| 464 | 29 Aug 2024 | Arse Bandit | Second Dirt Shit, given in absentia, for skipping the 2nd circle |
| 464 | 29 Aug 2024 | Arse Bandit | Allowing his step-daughter to wear both his Valhalla Dirt and Mutiny on the Bounty Dirt shirts |
| 464 | 29 Aug 2024 | Necrophilia Night Rider | Passed out under table in 2nd circle on May Dirt #461 just as GM was tyrying to honor him |
| 464 | 29 Aug 2024 | Skid Mark | Presented in absentia for allowing his son to wear his Alcatraz Dirt shirt at a Chiang Mai hash. |
| 462 | 27 Jun 2024 | Arse Bandit | Second Dirt Shit, given in absentia, for skipping the 2nd circle |
| 462 | 27 Jun 2024 | Arse Bandit | Allowing his step-daughter to wear both his Valhalla Dirt and Mutiny on the Bounty Dirt shirts |
| 462 | 27 Jun 2024 | Necrophilia Night Rider | Passed out under table in 2nd circle on May Dirt #461 just as GM was tyrying to honor him |
| 461 | 30 May 2024 | Skid Mark | Presented in absentia for allowing his son to wear his Alcatraz Dirt shirt at a Chiang Mai hash. |
| 460 | 25 Apr 2024 | Sour Kraut Bone Collector | Divulged next 3 run themes to Grand Master & Webmaster in an email |
| 450 | 29 Jun 2023 | Proposition | Dirt Shit for missing the second circle of the March Dirt. |
| 449 | 25 May 2023 | Rotten Banana | (Missing the second circle on the April Dirt Road) |
| 449 | 25 May 2023 | G.I. Joe | (Missing the second circle on the April Dirt Road) |
| 447 | 30 Mar 2023 | Skid Mark | Photographs his son in a Dirt shirt. |
| 439 | 28 Jul 2022 | Dirt Looney | Dirt shit removed after it was found he had been set up. |
| 437 | 26 May 2022 | Dirt Looney | Gave June of June's Cocktail Bar a Dirt Road logoed pandemic mask. |
| 437 | 26 May 2022 | Unstable Load | Photographed his daughter wearing run #435 first-run shirt |
| 432 | 29 Dec 2021 | Street Cleaner | Reinstated: Allowed SW to wear his DS then leaves it on the bar floor. |
| 427 | 26 Nov 2020 | Unstable Load | Letting TQ girls borrow his Wings Hat after Sept Dirt. |
| 423 | 30 Jul 2020 | Street Cleaner | On his last run he left midway through the 2nd circle. Given Double Dirt Shit. |
| 420 | 27 Feb 2020 | Miserable Cunt | Given Double DS. On Run 400 turns up for 2nd food and leaves before 2nd circle. |
| 418 | 26 Dec 2019 | Phantom (RIP) | Lets his Girlfriend wear his Gold Wings Hat. |
| 418 | 26 Dec 2019 | Unstable Load | Had to pay money to keep venue open for 2nd circle after venue had closed. |
| 417 | 28 Nov 2019 | Street Cleaner | Fails to turn up for 2nd circle on run 409. |
| 417 | 28 Nov 2019 | Mother Trucker | Sleeping during whole of 2nd circle. |
| 413 | 25 Jul 2019 | Testicles | Failed to turn up for second circle in March. |
| 409 | 28 Mar 2019 | Velcro Dick | Serving too much Vodka on his last run causing three dirt roaders to miss 2nd circle. |
| 404 | 25 Oct 2018 | Ferry Queen | Kept all waiting 90 mins at the venue for software. |
| 399 | 31 May 2018 | Arse Van Hole | Holding circle in middle of Ban Chang. |
| 399 | 31 May 2018 | Unstable Load | Holding circle in middle of Ban Chang. |
| 397 | 29 Mar 2018 | Miserable Cunt | Doesn't return for the second circle. |
| 397 | 29 Mar 2018 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Leaves trash in the jungle. |
| 385 | 30 Mar 2017 | Flying Finn | Did not return for 2nd circle on Run 383. |
| 384 | 23 Feb 2017 | Kee Mah | Failed to turn up for 2nd circle on Run 383. |
| 367 | 27 Aug 2015 | Rear Gunner | Failed to show for 2nd circle on his last run. |
| 367 | 27 Aug 2015 | Derelick (RIP) | Lets his crack wear his dirt shirt. |
| 364 | 28 May 2015 | Pussy Fucker | Laying a S*H*I*T Run |
| 364 | 28 May 2015 | Rotate Her Later | Laying a S*H*I*T Run |
| 364 | 28 May 2015 | Spaghetti Head | Laying a S*H*I*T Run |
| 364 | 28 May 2015 | G.I. Joe | Laying a S*H*I*T Run |
| 361 | 26 Feb 2015 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Didn't turn up for the 1st circle. |
| 351 | 24 Apr 2014 | Humungously Infected Vagina | Two of his three dirt shits removed. |
| 335 | 27 Dec 2012 | No Trucking Idea | Lets a female of the species wear his Dirt logo shorts. |
| 315 | 28 Apr 2011 | Chicken Hunter | Throws a cigarette lighter into the bush. |
| 303 | 29 Apr 2010 | Professor Pinky | Painting F.T. on a rock. |
| 299 | 29 Dec 2009 | Seaman Stains | Allowing photos on a web site on day of the dirt. |
| 299 | 29 Dec 2009 | Sheik Meme | Sponsoring a virgin he didn't know. |
| 299 | 29 Dec 2009 | Slug | Allowing photos on a web site on day of the dirt. |
| 299 | 29 Dec 2009 | Teeny Weeny (RIP) | Allowing photos on a web site on day of the dirt. |
| 299 | 29 Dec 2009 | Sheik Meme | Allowing photos on a web site on day of the dirt. |
| 296 | 24 Sep 2009 | Ferry Queen | Double Dirt Shit: For leaving the circle and returning back later. |
| 294 | 30 Jul 2009 | Horse | Triple dirt shit for allowing WT to wear his dirt shirt in Aussie Land. |
| 292 | 28 May 2009 | Smelly Bastard | A Virgin who financially sponsored his sponsor. |
| 292 | 28 May 2009 | Arse Hopper (RIP) | For being financially sponsored on the run by his Virgins. |
| 291 | 30 Apr 2009 | Humungously Infected Vagina | Triple Dirt Shit for letting a WT wear his El Supremo Dirt shirt in Okinawa. |
| 290 | 26 Mar 2009 | Drippy | Had the bus stop to pick him up on Highway 36 instead of coming to sign-up. |
| 285 | 30 Oct 2008 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Dirt Shit given for e-mailing cracks and non Dirt Roaders about his Outstation Run in Berlin during 2009. |
| 274 | 27 Dec 2007 | Was Woo's Washer | Poor shirt, poor food and bad timing |
| 274 | 27 Dec 2007 | No More Cum | Poor shirt, poor food and bad timing |
| 274 | 27 Dec 2007 | Seaman Stains | Poor shirt, poor food and bad timing. |
| 273 | 29 Nov 2007 | Rosie The Lion Tamer (RIP) | For disrespect shown to GM via e-mail. |
| 273 | 29 Nov 2007 | Rosie The Lion Tamer (RIP) | Biringing a virgin on a non virgin Run. |
| 271 | 27 Sep 2007 | Bottomless Pit | For lending a shirt to his friend Crazy German. |
| 270 | 30 Aug 2007 | Mumbles | Only doing the first half of the run. |
| 270 | 30 Aug 2007 | Mongrel Arab | For sponsoring a virgin who only did half the run. |
| 269 | 26 Jul 2007 | I-Da-Ho | Taking pictures of his girlfriend wearing his dirt shirts. |
| 267 | 31 May 2007 | Screw Me | For using a camera on the bus. |
| 267 | 31 May 2007 | Miserable Cunt | Not providing his previous virgin with camera advice. |
| 264 | 22 Feb 2007 | Kee Mah | Dirt shit given for trying to use dirt logo on a Monday shirt. |
| 262 | 28 Dec 2006 | Lone Wolf (RIP) | For poor food situation. |
| 262 | 28 Dec 2006 | No More Cum | For poor food situation. |
| 262 | 28 Dec 2006 | Bottomless Pit | For poor food situation. |
| 262 | 28 Dec 2006 | Seaman Stains | For giving Airhead a piss poor room. |
| 262 | 28 Dec 2006 | Seaman Stains | For poor food situation. |
| 259 | 28 Sep 2006 | Crazy German | Triple dirt shit for bad attitude. |
| 256 | 29 Jun 2006 | Lone Wolf (RIP) | For choosing a venue on Beach Road which was too public. |
| 256 | 29 Jun 2006 | Bottomless Pit | For choosing a venue on Beach Road which was too public. |
| 256 | 29 Jun 2006 | Seaman Stains | For choosing a venue on Beach Road which was too public. |
| 255 | 25 May 2006 | No More Cum | Dirt shit for trying to bribe the RA. |
| 255 | 25 May 2006 | No More Cum | Loses his dirt shit status |
| 252 | 23 Feb 2006 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Dirt shit given for giving one of his dirt shirts to another dirt roader in Amsterdam (Wanking), not knowing he was a dirt roader. |
| 251 | 26 Jan 2006 | Neville Butt Fucker | Given Dirt shit for failing to bring the dirt shit baby last month. |
| 251 | 26 Jan 2006 | Ratso-Eel-Sniffer | Given Dirt shit for disrespect of a dirt shirt. |
| 251 | 26 Jan 2006 | Karamba's Bum Boy | Loses his Dirt shit status |
| 250 | 29 Dec 2005 | No Trucking Idea | Lose dirt shit status |
| 250 | 29 Dec 2005 | No More Cum | Given dirt shit for wearing a non dirt run shirt on the run 2 months in a row. |
| 250 | 29 Dec 2005 | Poncho The Pervert (RIP) | Given dirt shit for usingimage off a dirt shirt onto a Monday run shirt. |
| 250 | 29 Dec 2005 | Derelick (RIP) | Lose dirt shit status |
| 250 | 29 Dec 2005 | Neville Butt Fucker | Lose dirt shit status |
| 247 | 29 Sep 2005 | Are You Sure (RIP) | For being a general idiot. |
| 241 | 31 Mar 2005 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Generally Fucking up, gets the shits for his 3 co-hares also = 4 Dirt shits. |
| 240 | 24 Feb 2005 | Rudi Voeller | Blabbing about the Dirt. |
| 239 | 27 Jan 2005 | Karamba's Bum Boy | Blabbing about the Dirt. |
| 238 | 30 Dec 2004 | Uncle Fester (RIP) | Failing to turn up for 2nd circle. |
| 237 | 25 Nov 2004 | Pinky | For not wearing his busbitch skirt on the run. |
| 235 | 30 Sep 2004 | Naked Boy | For delaying the bus again after Sabailand and returning to venue on motorcycle taxi. |
| 235 | 30 Sep 2004 | Naked Boy | For delaying the bus and showing up on the run on his motorcycle. |
| 235 | 30 Sep 2004 | Pinky | Loses his dirt shit status |
| 234 | 26 Aug 2004 | Neville Butt Fucker | Just for being Neville. |
| 233 | 29 Jul 2004 | Dyke Converter | Lending one of his Dirt shirts to SUCKIT. |
| 228 | 26 Feb 2004 | No Trucking Idea | Takes a camera on the run. |
| 228 | 26 Feb 2004 | Poncho The Pervert (RIP) | Allowing a special designer shirt be printed for Uncle Fester instead of the normal run shirt. |
| 227 | 29 Jan 2004 | Neville Butt Fucker | For laying a crap run. |
| 227 | 29 Jan 2004 | Pinky | For laying a crap run. |
| 222 | 28 Aug 2003 | Free Willy | Shows disrespect for the dirt again by leaving before the first circle to take his wife for a meal then return for his software pick up his shirt and leave again. It was decided in the second circle to ban him from attending the dirt again this year. Also his shirt to be burned and a tripple ice sandwich if he returns next year. |
| 218 | 1 May 2003 | Neville Butt Fucker | Stands in doorway of bus and pisses out onto road in front of Thais whilst bus stopped for traffic lights. |
| 217 | 27 Mar 2003 | Chunk Of Blue Cheese | Hare: For bringing camera on the dirt. |
| 217 | 27 Mar 2003 | Fuck And Forget (RIP) | Hare: For bringing camera on the dirt. |
| 217 | 27 Mar 2003 | Stupid Kraut Cunt | Hare: For bringing camera on the dirt. |
| 217 | 27 Mar 2003 | Crack House Kraut (RIP) | Hare: For bringing camera on the dirt. |
| 211 | 24 Sep 2002 | Baby's Brain | Lets a woman wear his dirt shirt during a Monday run circle. |