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Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Next Run #489

Run Date: Thu 24 Sep 2026
Hares: Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Drinks Like A Girl, Proposition

Sign up with the Hares or Webmaster before Mon 14 Sep 2026 to be guaranteed a shirt.

When signing up with the hares: A non-refundable deposit of 2,000 Baht is required for the run.

On run day sign in at Cafe Kronborg at 13:00 pm. Transport departs at 14:00 pm. Check here for any changes.

Please note that starting from March Dirt (#483) Dirt Tax will be increased to 200 baht.
Mismanagement has increased the nominal run fee to 4500THB.
Hares must, however, consult with Mismanagement to understand the new general guidelines and special circumstances which apply in order to surpass the former run fee cap.

If you sign up online, or by e-mail, without paying your deposit and don't turn up on the day of the run you will be added to the Deadbeats list and not allowed back on a run until the missing deposit is paid. Unless you give the hares 10 days (Monday midnight) notice of pulling out from the sign up list.

Dirt Meetings are held on the first Thursday of each month at 5pm in the TQ until further notice.

Virgins: Full name is required plus any hash name.

Virgins: A 10% rule applies up to a maximum of 4 virgins on any run where virgins are allowed (any number of virgins above 4, even with runs above 50 Dirt Roaders or above, requires prior GM approval).
Virgins are not allowed on the January AGM run, the annual August anniversary runs, 10 year anniversary runs and the 100 anniversary runs.

Virgins will be assessed at the Dirt meeting after the run as to whether or not they will be accepted as a dirt roader.
If accepted they will be given their run shirt on their second run.

Total Runners = 27
On Last Run = 18
Returners = 8
Virgins = 1


NameCircle Drink PreferenceShirt SizeStyleFirst RunNo. RunsLast RunHared RunsLast Hared RunConsecutive RunsAwardPaid To Date
Sour Kraut Bone Collector (Hare)Chang Cans2XLSleeved4098048813477802,000
Drinks Like A Girl (Hare)San Mig Zero Small Bottles2XLSleeved45522488348510
Proposition (Hare)Leo CansLSleeved605477347700
A Dingo Ate My BabySingha Lemon2XLSleeved450254882482132,000
Billion SuckerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved132864881348212,000
Brotherly LoveLeo Cans4XLLong Sleeves43724488145562,000
BullshitterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved467194881480620 Runs Wings Hat2,000
Cannon BallSan Mig Zero Small BottlesXLSleeved3987448814488314,500
ClassicChang CansLSleeved310104760000
Dirt LooneyLeo CansLSleeved5611248829486502,000
Dyke ConverterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved19465487648700
G.I. JoeSan Mig Zero Small BottlesLSleeved23324648816425682,000
Knob MarleyLeo CansLSleeved9052483228100
Mayo QueenChang CansLLong Sleeves3821014882048410
MoonlightHeineken CansXLSleeved47154820004,500
Necrophilia Night RiderHeineken CansLSleeved34411448815473100
Out Of OrderLeo Cans2XLSleeved36225485341100
SCABCarabao Dunkel CansXLSleeved4835488148840
Scar W/2TsSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved411224842247000
SLAPChang Cans2XLSleeved20736488848832,000
SLAP-A-HoLeo Cans3XLSleeved408374887488164,500
SlugSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved8940486129700
Street CleanerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved393594887484960 Runs Back Pack0
Stupid Kraut CuntChang Cans2XLSleeved291564883448612,000
Two PricksLeo CansLSleeved480948800910 Runs Hat2,000
Velcro DickMy Beer Large Cans4XLV-Neck14514548820483102,000
Messiah (Virgin)Carabao Dunkel Cans2XLSleeved0000000


Rego Ref No.NameCircle Drink PreferenceShirt SizeStyleFirst RunNo. RunsLast RunHared RunsLast Hared RunConsecutive RunsAwardPaid To Date
1Sour Kraut Bone Collector (Hare)Chang Cans2XLSleeved4098048813477802,000
2Drinks Like A Girl (Hare)San Mig Zero Small Bottles2XLSleeved45522488348510
4Proposition (Hare)Leo CansLSleeved605477347700
5SLAPChang Cans2XLSleeved20736488848832,000
6A Dingo Ate My BabySingha Lemon2XLSleeved450254882482132,000
7Two PricksLeo CansLSleeved480948800910 Runs Hat2,000
8Cannon BallSan Mig Zero Small BottlesXLSleeved3987448814488314,500
9BullshitterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved467194881480620 Runs Wings Hat2,000
10Scar W/2TsSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved411224842247000
11SlugSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved8940486129700
12ClassicChang CansLSleeved310104760000
13MoonlightHeineken CansXLSleeved47154820004,500
15Billion SuckerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved132864881348212,000
16Brotherly LoveLeo Cans4XLLong Sleeves43724488145562,000
17Dirt LooneyLeo CansLSleeved5611248829486502,000
18G.I. JoeSan Mig Zero Small BottlesLSleeved23324648816425682,000
19Mayo QueenChang CansLLong Sleeves3821014882048410
20Necrophilia Night RiderHeineken CansLSleeved34411448815473100
21SLAP-A-HoLeo Cans3XLSleeved408374887488164,500
22Street CleanerSan Mig Light CansXLSleeved393594887484960 Runs Back Pack0
23Stupid Kraut CuntChang Cans2XLSleeved291564883448612,000
24Velcro DickMy Beer Large Cans4XLV-Neck14514548820483102,000
25Out Of OrderLeo Cans2XLSleeved36225485341100
26Dyke ConverterSan Mig Light Cans2XLSleeved19465487648700
27SCABCarabao Dunkel CansXLSleeved4835488148840
28Messiah (Virgin)Carabao Dunkel Cans2XLSleeved0000000
29Knob MarleyLeo CansLSleeved9052483228100

NamePaid To Date
Classic0
Dyke Converter0
Knob Marley0
Mayo Queen0
Messiah0
Necrophilia Night Rider0
Out Of Order0
SCAB0
Scar W/2Ts0
Slug0
Street Cleaner0

Shirt SizeSleevedLong SleevesV-NeckTotal Shirts
2XL9--9
3XL1--1
4XL-112
L71-8
XL7--7
Shirt Totals242127
Estimated Cost6,72056007,280

NameShirt SizeStyle
A Dingo Ate My Baby2XLSleeved
Billion SuckerXLSleeved
Brotherly Love4XLLong Sleeves
Bullshitter2XLSleeved
Cannon BallXLSleeved
ClassicLSleeved
Dirt LooneyLSleeved
Drinks Like A Girl2XLSleeved
Dyke Converter2XLSleeved
G.I. JoeLSleeved
Knob MarleyLSleeved
Mayo QueenLLong Sleeves
Messiah2XLSleeved
MoonlightXLSleeved
Necrophilia Night RiderLSleeved
Out Of Order2XLSleeved
PropositionLSleeved
SCABXLSleeved
Scar W/2TsXLSleeved
SLAP2XLSleeved
SLAP-A-Ho3XLSleeved
SlugXLSleeved
Sour Kraut Bone Collector2XLSleeved
Street CleanerXLSleeved
Stupid Kraut Cunt2XLSleeved
Two PricksLSleeved
Velcro Dick4XLV-Neck

Shirt Sizing Chart

Dirt Roaders are also reminded that the Café Kronborg, the Dirt Road sign-up venue and location host of the bi-annual free Dirt Road lunch, also generously and continuously offers a 10 percent discount to Dirt Roaders wearing a Dirt shirt when eating/drinking at their venue.

Note to Hares regarding Virgin shirts - Always pass the virgin shirts to GM and for all virgin shirts still in possession of hares to be turned in asap to any mismanagement member.

Dirt Email Database Update

We are rebuilding the Dirt email database for all active Dirt Roaders. If you previously received the Monthly Dirt Report and would like to continue having it sent to you, please send an e-mail to Webmaster from the email address that you would like to use.
This also applies to any active Dirt Roader that is not currently receiving the Monthly Dirt Report and would like to.

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