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Piggy Voting: Only the 12 annual Pattaya runs are eligible for Piggy awards.
Voting always takes place at the AGM meeting, which is always held at The TQ the first Thursday in January.
There are several different categories which determine Piggy Awards.
To qualify to vote, a dirt roader needs to have completed at least 10 runs in that calendar year.
All dirt roaders attending The January AGM run qualify to vote for the best shirt award each year.
Previous award winners can be seen below. Before 1998 no information is recorded.
Pattaya Dirt Road H3 - Annual Piggy Awards
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| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Kali Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney |
| Best Selection Process | Bavarian Dirt | Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Cannon Ball, Dyke Converter, Arse Bandit, SLAP-A-Ho, Proposition |
| Best Run (Run only) | Still Dirty At Forty | iboibo, Sperm Polluter, Stupid Kraut Cunt, V.V., Dirt Looney, Supervirgin |
| Best Value For Money | From Dusk Till Dirt | Cannon Ball, SLAP-A-Ho, V.V., Chuck The Blood Up, Rotten Banana, Auto Felatio (JAV), Bullshitter (JAV) |
| Best Overall Dirt | Cinco De Mayo Dirt | Airhead, Necrophilia Night Rider, Dyke Converter, SLAP, A Dingo Ate My Baby (JAV) |
| Best Run T-Shirt | Memories Dirt | Unstable Load, V.V., Mayo Queen, Arse Van Hole, Phantom (RIP), Smokey Trucky Fucky (RIP) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Bootleggers Dirt | Free Willy, Phantom (RIP), Bang Saray Beach Bum, Caroline, Milky Piss (JAV) |
| Best Selection Process | The 39 Steps Dirt | iboibo, V.V., Dirt Looney, SLAP, Crap Thai (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Saturnalia Dirt | SLAP-A-Ho, Phantom (RIP), Cannon Ball, SLAP, Hairy Crack (JAV) |
| Best Value For Money | Samhain (Halloween) Dirt | Cannon Ball, Phantom (RIP), V.V., SLAP-A-Ho (JAV), SLAP |
| Best Overall Dirt | Last Mohicans Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, Odd Job, V.V., Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney |
| Best Run T-Shirt | Darksiders Dirt | Unstable Load, Arse Van Hole, Mayo Queen, V.V. |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | The Brotherhood of the Dirt | Karamba, Free Willy, Sperm Polluter, Atomic Muff Diver, Brotherly Love (JAV) |
| Best Selection Process | Golden Spike Dirt 2 | Airhead, Dirt Looney, Fingerless (JAV), Necrophilia Night Rider |
| Best Overall Dirt | Alcatraz Dirt | Rasputin, Supervirgin, Odd Job, V.V., Dirt Looney, Stupid Kraut Cunt |
| Best Run T-Shirt | Brick Wall Dirt | Mayo Queen, Paprika Smiley, Herring Choker (JAV), Odd Job |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Selection Process | Seven Samurai Dirt | Free Willy, Dirt Looney, Lone Wolf (RIP), Sperm Polluter |
| Best Run (Run only) | Gunfight At The O.K. Corral Dirt | Wank-King's Wanker, Mineless Cunt, Free Willy, Sperm Polluter, Mayo Queen |
| Best Value for Money | The Dirt | Vertical Buttocks, Billion Sucker, Professor Pinky, Scar With Two T's |
| Best Run T-shirt - 2021 | The Stoneage Dirt | Sour Kraut Bone Collector, V.V., Velcro Dick, Dirt Looney, Stupid Kraut Cunt |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Get Your Kicks ON... Route 66 Dirt | Dirt Looney, Phantom (RIP), Unstable Load, Arse Van Hole |
| Best Selection Process | Pandemic Dirt | Dirt Looney, Free Willy, Lone Wolf (RIP), Phantom (RIP) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Tattoo Dirt | Odd Job, Anal Cheese, Paprika Smiley, No Trucking Idea (JAV), Vee Go (JAV) |
| Best Value for Money | Patriots Dirt | Na Hee Man (JAV), G.I. Joe, Phantom (RIP), Cannon Ball |
| Best Overall Dirt | Pattaya Seal Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Professor Pinky, Billion Sucker, Karamba, Vertical Buttocks |
| Best Run T-shirt | Still DirtyPigs-35 Years In The Bush | Dirt Looney, Professor Pinky, V.V., Mayo Queen |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Golden Spike Dirt | Airhead, Necrophilia Night Rider, Dirt Looney, Rubber Dick, Out Of Order |
| Best Selection Process | Dark Net Dirt | Arse Bandit, Phantom (RIP), Free Willy, Turd Burglar |
| Best Run (Run only) | Breaking Bad Dirt- 34 Years Of Dirt | Dirt Looney, Professor Pinky, Rubber Dick, Necrophilia Night Rider |
| Best Overall Dirt | Rock 'n Roll Dirt | Mental Disorder (JAV), Vertical Buttocks, Billion Sucker, Professor Pinky, Scar With Two T's |
| Best Run T-shirt | Runs Of Anarchy | Katoy Magnet (JAV), Rasputin, Supervirgin, Odd Job, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | The 400th Dirt | Airhead, iboibo, Wank-King's Wanker, CIA (JAV), Necrophilia Night Rider |
| Best Selection Process | #Me Too Dirt- 33 Years Of Dirt | Dirt Looney, Professor Pinky, Rubber Dick, Necrophilia Night Rider |
| Best Run (Run only) | Miss Piggy Dirt | Odd Job, Paprika Smiley, Unstable Load, Mayo Queen |
| Best Value for Money | Rampaging Elephants Dirt | Phantom (RIP), G.I. Joe, Mother Trucker, No Hope, Dirt Looney |
| Best Overall Dirt | Popeye Dirt | Rasputin, Supervirgin, Dalai Lama, Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Stupid Kraut Cunt |
| Best Run T-shirt | Ned Kelly Dirt | Fig Jam, Deep Throat, Three Dogs, Pussy Beats Biscuit, Sperm Polluter |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Lucky Luke Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Anal Cheese, Professor Pinky, Billion Sucker |
| Best Selection Process | Girt Dirt- 32 Years Of Dirt | Lone Wolf (RIP), Rasputin, Phantom (RIP), Sperm Polluter |
| Best Run (Run only) | Civil War Dirt | Necrophilia Night Rider, Airhead, My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (JAV), Sneaky Monkey (JAV) |
| Best Value for Money | Double Dealing Dirt | Gasman, G.I. Joe, Rear Gunner, Dirt Looney (JAV), Hippo (JAV) |
| Best Overall Dirt | Art Dirt | Unstable Load, Rat Von Kiel, Arse Van Hole (JAV), Mayo Queen (JAV) |
| Best Run T-shirt | Valhalla Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Dalai Lama, Supervirgin, Rasputin |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | 50th Anniversary Battle Of Long Tan- 31 Years Of Dirt | Poncho The Pervert (RIP), Lone Wolf (RIP), Phantom (RIP) (JAV), Rasputin |
| Best Selection Process | Step Up Dirt | Rubber Dick, Mother Trucker, Linear Accelerator, Rat Von Kiel (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Interdirt XV- Spag Head Dirt | Spaghetti Head, 1/4 Pounder With Cheese, Odd Job, Scarlet Pimpernel |
| Best Value for Money | Garfield Dirt Ii | Scar With Two T's, Professor Pinky, Whale Sniffer, No Hope (JAV), Odd Job |
| Best Overall Dirt | Safari Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Dalai Lama, Supervirgin, Rasputin |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | The Alamo Dirt | Airhead, Mineless Cunt (JAV), Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Necrophilia Night Rider |
| Best Selection Process | Bushwacker Dirt 2 | Airhead, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Necrophilia Night Rider, Stool Mover (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Rocks Of The Dirt | Rubber Dick, Sheik Meme, Piss Poorer, Linear Accelerator |
| Best Value for Money | J W W 300 Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Professor Pinky, Billion Sucker, Linear Accelerator, Vertical Buttocks (JAV) |
| Best Overall Dirt | Dirty 30 - 30 Years Of Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Odd Job, Lone Wolf (RIP), Piss Poorer, Rasputin, Crafty Dog With Mustard (JAV) |
| Best Run T-shirt | Gladiators Dirt | Free Willy, Rasputin, Sperm Polluter, Gasman |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Fellowship Of The Dirt | Lone Wolf (RIP), Linear Accelerator, Papa Whiskey, iboibo |
| Best Selection Process | Top Of The World Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Sir Wanda, Professor Pinky, Billion Sucker (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Bushwacker Dirt | Necrophilia Night Rider, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Kee Mah (JAV) |
| Best Value for Money | United Colors Of Dirt V- 29 Years Of Dirt | Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker, Scarlet Pimpernel, Cow Fister (JAV) |
| Best Overall Dirt | Enter The Dirt | Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Lone Wolf (RIP), Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo |
| Best Run T-shirt | Ghost Riders Dirt | No More Cum, Lone Wolf (RIP), Rear Gunner, Rasputin, Linear Accelerator |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Make Beer Not War Dirt | Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Rasputin |
| Best Selection Process | Masquerader Dirt | Lone Wolf (RIP), Rear Gunner (JAV), Rasputin, Sperm Polluter (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Fuzzy Wuzzy Dirt | Deep Throat, Odd Job, Three Dogs, Pussy Beats Biscuit |
| Best Value for Money | Different Dirt | Mongrel Arab |
| Best Overall Dirt | United Colors Of Dirt Iv- 28 Years Of Dirt | Wank-King's Wanker, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Selection Process | ChristmasHang-Over Dirt | Bottomless Pit, Odd Job, Lone Wolf (RIP), Scarlet Pimpernel (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | It's Macho Time Dirt | Arse Hopper (RIP), Rasputin, Poopachino |
| Best Value for Money | 333 Half Evil Dirt | Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Absolutely No Fucking Idea |
| Best Overall Dirt | Pirates Of The Tahitian | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Odd Job, Supervirgin |
| Best Run T-shirt
(Joint winner) | Dragon Dirt | Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Rasputin, Poopachino (JAV) |
| Best Run T-shirt
(Joint winner) | Viva El Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Professor Pinky, Arse Hopper (RIP), Poopachino |
| Lame Duck Award | Dirt | Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Selection Process | Porcupine Dirt | Airhead, Bottomless Pit, Ferry Queen, Pussy Snatcher |
| Best Run (Run Only) | Ghost Troops Dirt | Airhead, ET, Odd Job, Rasputin |
| Best Value For Money | Dirty New Year Dirt | Bottomless Pit, Piss Poorer, Mongrel Arab |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day) | Dirt Air | Supervirgin (JAV), Velcro Dick, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job |
| Best Run T-shirt | Tribal Dirt | Deep Throat, Odd Job, Three Dogs, Pussy Beats Biscuit (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Tarzan Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Odd Job, Velcro Dick |
| Best Selection Process | Team Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Bottomless Pit, Odd Job |
| Best Run (Run Only) | Rambo Dirt Part 1 | Airhead, Bottomless Pit, Odd Job, G.I. Joe |
| Best Value For Money | No Free Dirt 2 | Airhead, Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (JAV), Dizzy, G.I. Joe |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day) | On Vacation With Three Stooges Dirt- Outstation | Miserable Cunt, Lone Wolf (RIP), Hellboy (RIP) |
| Best Run T-shirt | Blood Sweat & Beers- 25 Years Of Dirt | Doctor Proctor, Odd Job, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Rasputin (JAV) |
| Special Hero Award | Streetwise Dirt | Scar With Two T's, Arse Hopper (RIP) (JAV), Professor Pinky (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Octoberfest Dirt In March | Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Velcro Dick |
| Best Selection Process | The Beer Hunter Dirt | Bottomless Pit, Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Hellboy (RIP) |
| Best Run (Run Only) | Uglier Than Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Doctor Proctor |
| Best Value For Money | Hamamas Dirt | Deep Throat, Bangka Blower (JAV), Dalai Lama (JAV), Three Dogs (JAV) |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day) | Godfather Dirt | Karamba, Fini The Faggot, Hellboy (RIP), Sheik Meme |
| Lame Duck Award | Bluffalo Dirt | Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Noose Bearers Dirt | Flying Frog, Fini The Faggot, Dirty Harry (JAV) |
| Best Selection Process | United Colors Of Dirt III | Bottomless Pit, Dizzy, Lone Wolf (RIP), Mongrel Arab (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run Only) | Better Him Than Me Dirt | Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Velcro Dick |
| Best Value For Money | Deja Voodoo Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The Whole Day) | Fire Brigade Dirt | Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Flying Frog |
| Best Run T-shirt | The Devils Dirt | Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Tiger Bum (JAV) |
| Lame Duck Award | Back To The Root (S) | Dyke Converter, Something About Anal (JAV), Butt Filler, Head Hacker (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Dirt Aid | Fuck And Forget (RIP), Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job |
| Best Selection Process | Rooster Dirt | Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP) |
| Best Run (Run Only) | Two Little Ducks 22 Years Of Dirt | Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job |
| Best Value For Money | Cross-Country Dirt | Odd Job, Peler, Arse-A-Holic, Whale Sniffer |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | El Supremo Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor |
| Lame Duck Award | Fcukall 4u Dirt | Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Was Woo's Washer (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Theme | Dirt Cup | Fuck And Forget (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Deep Throat |
| Best Selection | Grateful Cheap Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Doctor Proctor, Rubber Dick |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | Dirt In The Dark | Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job |
| Lame Duck Award | Mussel Dirt | Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP) (JAV) |
| Best Run Shirt | Absolut Dirt | Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Whale Sniffer (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Special Effects
(This category will be changed to Best Theme in 2006) | Masquerade Dirt | Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker |
| Best Run (Run only) | Tora Bora Dirt | Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Knob Marley (JAV), Arse-A-Holic (JAV) |
| Best Value For Money | Dirty Deeds Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Clit Face, Pelvic Thruster, Doctor Proctor |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | Dirty Dancing | Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick (JAV), Katoy Anal Masturbator |
| Lame Duck Award | Born To Be Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Mobile |
| Best Run Shirt | Strolling Bones Twenty Years Of Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Rubber Dick (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Selection | Cmoniwannaleiya Dirt | Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Seagull Shit, Doctor Proctor |
| Best Run (Run only) | Medicare Dirt | Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Flying Frog |
| Best Value For Money | No Bus Bitch Dirt/interdirt X | Pelvic Thruster, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Hymen Hacker, B.B., Flakey, No More Cum |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | The Scream Dirt | Odd Job, Velcro Dick (JAV), Peler (JAV) |
| Lame Duck Award | Dipstick Dirt | Wank-King's Wanker (JAV), Bottomless Pit, Lord Lucan (RIP) |
| Best Run Shirt | Donald Dirt | Poncho The Pervert (RIP), Odd Job (JAV), Piss Uphill (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Selection | Dirt Olympics | Chicken Fucker (RIP), Scrumpy (JAV), Tampax, Wank-King (JAV) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Prisoners Of The Dirt | Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese |
| Best Value For Money | Tequila Shooter Dirt | Mobile, Poncho The Pervert (RIP) (JAV), Bottomless Pit (JAV), Lord Lucan (RIP) |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | Independence Dirt & Synchronized Outstation | Airhead, B.B. (JAV), Baby's Brain, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Boy George, Clit Face, Katoy Anal Masturbator |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Special Effects | Spear Chuckers Dirt | Crack House Kraut (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt |
| Best Selection | World Cup Dirt 2002 | Pinky (JAV), Spaghetti Head, Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Dark Side Of The Dirt | Hags (JAV), Ringworm (JAV), Big Nosed Bastard (JAV), Bloody Nipples (JAV) |
| Best Value For Money | Pain In The Neck Dirt | Teeny Weeny (RIP), Boy George, Clit Face |
| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) | Pissed As A Newt Dirt | Doctor Proctor, Fini The Faggot, Mobile (JAV) |
| Best Run Shirt | Deliverance Dirt/interdirt IX | Derelick (RIP), Mother's Finest, Tom's Dick (RIP) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Special Effects | Shoot Him Dirt | Swollen Woo Woo, Fuck And Forget (RIP) |
| Best Run (Run only) | Rub-A-Dub-A Dirt | Missing Personality (RIP) (JAV), Boy George, Seaman Stains, No More Cum (JAV) |
| Best Value For Money | Lets Monopolize The Dirt | Clit Face, Boy George, Seaman Stains |
| Best Run Shirt | Wild West Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese (JAV), Airhead |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day) | King For A Day Dirt | Seagull Shit, Airhead, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Karamba (JAV) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day) | The Stormtroop's Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fido Dildo, Salvatore (RIP) (JAV), Crack House Kraut (RIP) |
| Category | Theme Name | Hares | |
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| Best Overall Dirt
(The whole day) | Fantasy Island Dirt | Stupid Kraut Cunt, Peg Leg, Fido Dildo, Kike Cooker |
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