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Seaman Stains (ID: 790)

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10428 Oct 19931213182631730 Jun 2011013090

Run Reports For 2011
28 July 2011
Run #318
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo (JAV)
Dirty Dirt
30 June 2011
Run #317
Hares: Seaman Stains, Dog Licks Its Dick, Wank-King's Wanker
Totally Random Dirt
28 April 2011
Run #315
Hares: Graven Image, Mongrel Arab, Ferry Queen, Pussy Snatcher
Impish Dirt
31 March 2011
Run #314
Hares: Supervirgin (JAV), Velcro Dick, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job
Dirt Air
27 January 2011
Run #312
Hares: Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Whale Sniffer, Rasputin
Rabbit Dirt

30 December 2010
Run #311
Hares: Karamba, Bottomless Pit, Dizzy, G.I. Joe
Idiot Dirt
28 October 2010
Run #309
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Seaman Stains, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Wicked Witch Dirt
30 September 2010
Run #308
Hares: Miserable Cunt, Lone Wolf (RIP), Hellboy (RIP)
On Vacation With Three Stooges Dirt- Outstation
26 August 2010
Run #307
Hares: Doctor Proctor, Odd Job, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Rasputin (JAV)
Blood Sweat & Beers- 25 Years Of Dirt
24 June 2010
Run #305
Hares: Seaman Stains, Sir Wanda, Duke Of Puke II, Nutcracker (JAV)
Dayak Dirt- Interdirt XIII
29 April 2010
Run #303
Hares: Scar W/2Ts, Arse Hopper (RIP) (JAV), Professor Pinky (JAV)
Streetwise Dirt
25 March 2010
Run #302
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Odd Job, Velcro Dick
Tarzan Dirt
28 January 2010
Run #300
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Bottomless Pit, Odd Job
Team Dirt

29 December 2009
Run #299
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Hellboy (RIP)
The Beer Hunter Dirt
26 November 2009
Run #298
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Doctor Proctor
Uglier Than Dirt
29 October 2009
Run #297
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), Sheik Meme, Slug (JAV)
Wacky Races Dirt
24 September 2009
Run #296
Hares: Deep Throat, Bangka Blower (JAV), Dalai Lama (JAV), Three Dogs (JAV)
Hamamas Dirt
30 July 2009
Run #294
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer (JAV)
Buddy Hits The Dirt
25 June 2009
Run #293
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), G.I. Joe, Sheik Meme
Rocky Dirt
30 April 2009
Run #291
Hares: Mongrel Arab, Graven Image (JAV), Ferry Queen (JAV)
Casino Dirt
26 March 2009
Run #290
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Velcro Dick
Octoberfest Dirt In March
26 February 2009
Run #289
Hares: Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job
Bluffalo Dirt
29 January 2009
Run #288
Hares: Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Hellboy (RIP), Sheik Meme
Recession Dirt

23 December 2008
Run #287
Hares: Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Was Woo's Washer
Xmas Calendar Dirt
27 November 2008
Run #286
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor
Deja Voodoo Dirt
30 October 2008
Run #285
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), G.I. Joe
Booby Trap Dirt
25 September 2008
Run #284
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Miserable Cunt (JAV), Hellboy (RIP) (JAV)
Dirt War
28 August 2008
Run #283
Hares: Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Odd Job
Fish For A Day 23 Years Of Dirt
26 June 2008
Run #281
Hares: Poncho The Pervert (RIP), G.I. Joe, Knob Marley, Sheik Meme (JAV)
Derby Dirt
24 April 2008
Run #279
Hares: Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Velcro Dick
Better Him Than Me Dirt
27 March 2008
Run #278
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Flying Frog
Fire Brigade Dirt
31 January 2008
Run #275
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Tiger Bum (JAV)
The Devils Dirt

27 December 2007
Run #274
Hares: Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Was Woo's Washer (JAV)
Fcukall 4u Dirt
29 November 2007
Run #273
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor
El Supremo Dirt
25 October 2007
Run #272
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Odd Job, Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Lone Wolf (RIP)
Red Nose Dirt
30 August 2007
Run #270
Hares: Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job
Two Little Ducks 22 Years Of Dirt
26 July 2007
Run #269
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Insider Dirt
28 June 2007
Run #268
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Sir Wanda
Midsummer Party Dirt
31 May 2007
Run #267
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Lone Wolf (RIP), Dizzy
Just A Dirt
26 April 2007
Run #266
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP)
Rooster Dirt
29 March 2007
Run #265
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job
Dirt Aid
22 February 2007
Run #264
Hares: Odd Job, Peler, Arse-A-Holic, Whale Sniffer
Cross-Country Dirt
25 January 2007
Run #263
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Piss Uphill
Drink To You Drop Dirt

28 December 2006
Run #262
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, No More Cum, Lone Wolf (RIP)
Legend Dirt
31 August 2006
Run #258
Hares: Clit Face, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job
Dirt In The Dark
27 July 2006
Run #257
Hares: Piss Uphill, Red Arsehole (RIP), Ice Butt Buddy (JAV)
Mapmarkers Dirt
29 June 2006
Run #256
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP) (JAV)
Mussel Dirt
25 May 2006
Run #255
Hares: Boy George, No More Cum, Red Arsehole (RIP) (JAV)
Golf Cums To The Dirt
27 April 2006
Run #254
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), Flying Frog
Mad Hatters Dirt
30 March 2006
Run #253
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Deep Throat
Dirt Cup
23 February 2006
Run #252
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker, Rudi Voeller (JAV)
Second United Colors Of Dirt
26 January 2006
Run #251
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Whale Sniffer (JAV)
Absolut Dirt

24 November 2005
Run #249
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Clit Face, Pelvic Thruster, Doctor Proctor
Dirty Deeds Dirt
27 October 2005
Run #248
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker
Masquerade Dirt
29 September 2005
Run #247
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Knob Marley (JAV), Arse-A-Holic (JAV)
Tora Bora Dirt
25 August 2005
Run #246
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Rubber Dick (JAV)
Strolling Bones Twenty Years Of Dirt
30 June 2005
Run #244
Hares: Blowfly (RIP), Two Dollar Sucker
From Where The Sun Now Stands I Will Wimp No More Forever Dirt
26 May 2005
Run #243
Hares: Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Deep Throat (JAV), Dizzy (JAV)
Slip Slop Slap Slurp Dirt
31 March 2005
Run #241
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Mobile
Born To Be Dirt
24 February 2005
Run #240
Hares: Karamba, Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker
United Colors Of Dirt
27 January 2005
Run #239
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Peler, Gary Glitter (JAV)
Ice-Tribe Dirt

30 December 2004
Run #238
Hares: Prince Of Spin (RIP), Odd Job, G.I. Joe (JAV), Fucking Dog (JAV)
Bad Santa Dirt
25 November 2004
Run #237
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Seagull Shit, Doctor Proctor
Cmoniwannaleiya Dirt
28 October 2004
Run #236
Hares: Micky Maow (JAV), Scrumpy, Naked Boy
Scream Ii Double Dirt
30 September 2004
Run #235
Hares: Odd Job, Velcro Dick (JAV), Peler (JAV)
The Scream Dirt
26 August 2004
Run #234
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Wank-King's Wanker
19 Years Of Dirt
29 July 2004
Run #233
Hares: Pelvic Thruster, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Hymen Hacker, B.B., Flakey, No More Cum
No Bus Bitch Dirt/interdirt X
24 June 2004
Run #232
Hares: Seaman Stains, Pinky, Odd Job
Liquor & Poker Dirt
27 May 2004
Run #231
Hares: Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Flying Frog
Medicare Dirt
29 April 2004
Run #230
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker (JAV), Bottomless Pit, Lord Lucan (RIP)
Dipstick Dirt
25 March 2004
Run #229
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Mobile
The Apache Dirt
26 February 2004
Run #228
Hares: Poncho The Pervert (RIP), Odd Job (JAV), Piss Uphill (JAV)
Donald Dirt
29 January 2004
Run #227
Hares: Pinky, Neville Butt Fucker, Lord Lucan (RIP), Absolutely No Fucking Idea (JAV)
Swine Of A Dirt

25 December 2003
Run #226
Hares: Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Naked Boy (JAV)
Jis Buddy Xmas Party Dirt
27 November 2003
Run #225
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Poncho The Pervert (RIP)
Voodoo Dirt
30 October 2003
Run #224
Hares: 1/4 Pounder With Cheese, Mobile, Lord Lucan (RIP)
Odd Ball Dirt
29 May 2003
Run #219
Hares: Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP), No More Cum
Dirty Stopout
1 May 2003
Run #218
Hares: Clit Face, Neville Butt Fucker, Mobile, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Tortoise And The Hare Dirt
27 March 2003
Run #217
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese
Prisoners Of The Dirt

24 September 2002
Run #211
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Mother's Finest, Tom's Dick (RIP)
Deliverance Dirt/interdirt IX
29 August 2002
Run #210
Hares: Airhead, Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP)
Jisum Buddy Dirt
25 July 2002
Run #209
Hares: Boy George, Anal Vomit, Katoys Blow Best
Foolproof Dirt
27 June 2002
Run #208
Hares: Direct Cunt (JAV), Prince Of Spin (RIP) (JAV), Fini The Faggot, V.V. (JAV)
The Island Of Whalers Dirt
30 May 2002
Run #207
Hares: Boy George
The Lone Ranger Dirt
25 April 2002
Run #206
Hares: Pinky (JAV), Spaghetti Head, Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP)
World Cup Dirt 2002
28 March 2002
Run #205
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt
Spear Chuckers Dirt
28 February 2002
Run #204
Hares: Hags (JAV), Ringworm (JAV), Big Nosed Bastard (JAV), Bloody Nipples (JAV)
Dark Side Of The Dirt
31 January 2002
Run #203
Hares: Doctor Proctor (JAV), Spaghetti Head, Clit Face, Blowfly (RIP)
Not In The Future Dirt

27 December 2001
Run #202
Hares: Missing Personality (RIP) (JAV), Boy George, Seaman Stains, No More Cum (JAV)
Rub-A-Dub-A Dirt
29 November 2001
Run #201
Hares: Katoys Blow Best (JAV), Seaman Stains, Neville Butt Fucker
Ninja Dirt
25 October 2001
Run #200
Hares: Rsm, Teeny Weeny (RIP), Chicken Fucker (RIP)
Dirt Road Monthly 200th Edition
27 September 2001
Run #199
Hares: Clit Face, Boy George, Seaman Stains
Lets Monopolize The Dirt
30 August 2001
Run #198
Hares: Airhead, Alien Dick (RIP), Fuck And Forget (RIP)
16 Years Of Dirt
26 July 2001
Run #197
Hares: Spaghetti Head, Mak Mak (RIP) (JAV), Dayak (RIP) (JAV), Mother Trucker (JAV)
Million Elephants Dirt
28 June 2001
Run #196
Hares: Boy George, Neville Butt Fucker, Baby's Brain (JAV), Katoy Anal Masturbator
Dam Busters Dirt
31 May 2001
Run #195
Hares: Rsm, Spaghetti Head, Butt Weasel (JAV)
Hill Climbers Dirt
26 April 2001
Run #194
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Seaman Stains, Mother's Finest (JAV)
Daisy Duke Dirt
29 March 2001
Run #193
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese (JAV), Airhead
Wild West Dirt
22 February 2001
Run #192
Hares: Swollen Woo Woo, Fuck And Forget (RIP)
Shoot Him Dirt
25 January 2001
Run #191
Hares: Blowfly (RIP), Boy George, Clit Face, Uncle Pervy (RIP)
3 1/2 Fat Bastards Dirt & Agm

28 December 2000
Run #190
Hares: Boy George, Seaman Stains, Karamba, Katoy Anal Masturbator (JAV)
Christmas Cracker Dirt
30 November 2000
Run #189
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Tampax (JAV), Terminal Foreskin (RIP) (JAV)
Stampede Dirt
26 October 2000
Run #188
Hares: Rsm, Duke Of Puke II (JAV), Wedding Balls (JAV), Bollocks Reaper (JAV)
The Dirt Road Expects
29 September 2000
Run #187
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Airhead, Alien Dick (RIP)
Rambo Dirt Part 2
27 July 2000
Run #185
Hares: Boy George, Clit Face, Seaman Stains
Gold Diggers Dirt
29 June 2000
Run #184
Hares: Swollen Woo Woo (JAV), Fuck And Forget (RIP), Boy George (JAV), Pelvic Thruster, Alien Dick (RIP)
Rasta Dirt
27 April 2000
Run #182
Hares: Seagull Shit, Airhead, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Karamba (JAV)
King For A Day Dirt
30 March 2000
Run #181
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fido Dildo, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Needle Dick (JAV)
Spirit Of Spinach Dirt
24 February 2000
Run #180
Hares: Hammer (RIP), Dapper Dan (JAV), Alien Dick (RIP), Whorator (RIP), Teeny Weeny (RIP), Kangaroota, Crystal (JAV)
Tasmanian Devil Dirt / Interdirt VIII Sydney 2000
27 January 2000
Run #179
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Neville Butt Fucker (JAV), Seaman Stains (JAV)
Southern Fried Dirt / Agm

30 December 1999
Run #178
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Tom's Dick (RIP), Pelvic Thruster
Armageddon Dirt
25 November 1999
Run #177
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Hammer (RIP), Clit Face (JAV)
Decipher Dirt
28 October 1999
Run #176
Hares: Rsm, Yao Yao (RIP), Spaghetti Head
Halloween Horrors Dirt
26 August 1999
Run #174
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Airhead, Alien Dick (RIP)
14 Years Of Dirt
29 July 1999
Run #173
Hares: Flying Frog (JAV), Fini The Faggot, Spaghetti Head
Rayong Rabbit Ramble Dirt
27 May 1999
Run #171
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Rsm, Pelvic Thruster
Dirt Roaders Pie Shop
29 April 1999
Run #170
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Seagull Shit (JAV)
Last Dinner Dirt
25 March 1999
Run #169
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fido Dildo, Salvatore (RIP) (JAV), Crack House Kraut (RIP)
The Stormtroop's Dirt
25 February 1999
Run #168
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Rsm, Crack House Kraut (RIP) (JAV)
Kiss My Arse Dirt
28 January 1999
Run #167
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Dago Dingo, Pucker Up (JAV)
Mammoth Dirt

28 October 1993
Run #104
Hares: Hammer (RIP), Chicken Fucker (RIP), Kilted Kike (JAV)
Warlock Witch Dirt

30 June 2011
Run #317
Hares: Seaman Stains, Dog Licks Its Dick, Wank-King's Wanker
Totally Random Dirt
28 October 2010
Run #309
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Seaman Stains, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Wicked Witch Dirt
24 June 2010
Run #305
Hares: Seaman Stains, Sir Wanda, Duke Of Puke II, Nutcracker (JAV)
Dayak Dirt- Interdirt XIII
29 October 2009
Run #297
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), Sheik Meme, Slug (JAV)
Wacky Races Dirt
30 October 2008
Run #285
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), G.I. Joe
Booby Trap Dirt
27 December 2007
Run #274
Hares: Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Was Woo's Washer (JAV)
Fcukall 4u Dirt
28 June 2007
Run #268
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Sir Wanda
Midsummer Party Dirt
26 April 2007
Run #266
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP)
Rooster Dirt
28 December 2006
Run #262
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, No More Cum, Lone Wolf (RIP)
Legend Dirt
29 June 2006
Run #256
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP) (JAV)
Mussel Dirt
27 April 2006
Run #254
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), Flying Frog
Mad Hatters Dirt
27 October 2005
Run #248
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker
Masquerade Dirt
26 May 2005
Run #243
Hares: Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Deep Throat (JAV), Dizzy (JAV)
Slip Slop Slap Slurp Dirt
26 August 2004
Run #234
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Wank-King's Wanker
19 Years Of Dirt
24 June 2004
Run #232
Hares: Seaman Stains, Pinky, Odd Job
Liquor & Poker Dirt
27 May 2004
Run #231
Hares: Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Flying Frog
Medicare Dirt
25 December 2003
Run #226
Hares: Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Naked Boy (JAV)
Jis Buddy Xmas Party Dirt
29 May 2003
Run #219
Hares: Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP), No More Cum
Dirty Stopout
25 April 2002
Run #206
Hares: Pinky (JAV), Spaghetti Head, Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP)
World Cup Dirt 2002
27 December 2001
Run #202
Hares: Missing Personality (RIP) (JAV), Boy George, Seaman Stains, No More Cum (JAV)
Rub-A-Dub-A Dirt
29 November 2001
Run #201
Hares: Katoys Blow Best (JAV), Seaman Stains, Neville Butt Fucker
Ninja Dirt
27 September 2001
Run #199
Hares: Clit Face, Boy George, Seaman Stains
Lets Monopolize The Dirt
26 April 2001
Run #194
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Seaman Stains, Mother's Finest (JAV)
Daisy Duke Dirt
28 December 2000
Run #190
Hares: Boy George, Seaman Stains, Karamba, Katoy Anal Masturbator (JAV)
Christmas Cracker Dirt
27 July 2000
Run #185
Hares: Boy George, Clit Face, Seaman Stains
Gold Diggers Dirt
27 January 2000
Run #179
Hares: Derelick (RIP), Neville Butt Fucker (JAV), Seaman Stains (JAV)
Southern Fried Dirt / Agm

Run Award LevelAwd Run #Awd Run Date
12031730 Jun 2011
11030225 Mar 2010
10028926 Feb 2009
9027531 Jan 2008
8026422 Feb 2007
7025126 Jan 2006
6023830 Dec 2004
5022826 Feb 2004
4020925 Jul 2002
3019927 Sep 2001
2018930 Nov 2000
1017725 Nov 1999

Hared Run Award LevelAwd Run #Awd Run Date
2026828 Jun 2007
1022625 Dec 2003
519927 Sep 2001

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