Dirt Motto - "Better Him Than Me"
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Pattaya Dirt Road Run #483
26 March 2026
M*A*S*H Dirt
Hares
Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, Sperm Polluter, Velcro Dick, Dirt Looney, V.V.
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No. On Run - 68
No. On Last Run - 26
A Dingo Ate My Baby (20), Airhead (381), Anal Cheese (62), Cannon Ball (69), Chuck The Blood Up (21), Dirt Looney (107), Ferry Queen (41), G.I. Joe (241), Hamburg Whorehouse (14), Homer Pimpson (2), Knob Marley (52), Mayo Queen (98), Necrophilia Night Rider (109), Paprika Smiley (61), Scar With Two T's (121), SLAP (32), SLAP-A-Ho (32), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (75), Street Cleaner (54), Stupid Kraut Cunt (152), T.V. (18), Two Pricks (4), Unstable Load (58), V.V. (60), Velcro Dick (140), Yanky Crank (57)
No. Returnees - 39
Arse Van Hole (36), Auto Felatio (7), Brotherly Love (19), Bullshitter (14), Bushman (4), Captain Kangaroo (20), Dags (12), Dancing Dildo (12), Dog Shit (9), Drinks Like A Girl (18), Dyke Converter (62), Gasman (27), Hazukashii (7), Hippo (10), Hot Water (3), I Got Crabs (5), iboibo (65), Katoy Anal Masturbator (65), Mamasans Big Boy (11), Milky Piss (21), Milky Way (8), Out Of Order (23), Pimp (165), Pot My Brown Pipe (2), Pussy Pirate (3), Pussy Snatcher (25), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (19), Robbin' Banks (5), Rotten Banana (102), Rudi Voeller (23), Scarlet Pimpernel (60), Sheik Meme (56), Slug (38), Sperm Polluter (54), Stool Mover (10), Supervirgin (38), Train Stopper (4), Twinkle Dick (11), Wasted White Sperm (11)
No. Virgins - 3
Pig A Dildo (1), SCAB (1), Swallow (1)
Awards This Run
Velcro Dick
20 Hared Runs
Hippo
10 Runs
Stool Mover
10 Runs
Captain Kangaroo
20 Runs
A Dingo Ate My Baby
20 Runs
V.V.
60 Runs
Scarlet Pimpernel
60 Runs
Velcro Dick
140 Runs