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Pattaya Dirt Road Run #485
28 May 2026
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Dirt
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Drinks Like A Girl, Arse Bandit, Cannon Ball, Atomic Muff Diver, Dags (JAV)
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No. On Run - 37
No. On Last Run - 18
A Dingo Ate My Baby (22), Airhead (383), Brotherly Love (21), Bullshitter (16), Cannon Ball (71), Dirt Looney (109), Drinks Like A Girl (20), G.I. Joe (243), Mayo Queen (100), Necrophilia Night Rider (111), Out Of Order (25), SLAP-A-Ho (34), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (77), Street Cleaner (56), Stupid Kraut Cunt (154), T.V. (20), Two Pricks (6), Velcro Dick (142)
No. Returnees - 18
Arse Bandit (16), Atomic Muff Diver (20), Belly Dancer (38), Chuck The Blood Up (22), Dags (13), Dyke Converter (63), Half A Dick (2), Hazukashii (8), Homer Pimpson (3), iboibo (66), Kojackoff (4), Mr. Happy (21), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (26), Na Hee Man (31), Nurse Ratshit (2), SCAB (2), Slug (39), Yanky Crank (58)
No. Virgins - 1
The Muzungu (1)
Awards This Run
Atomic Muff Diver
20 Runs
T.V.
20 Runs
Drinks Like A Girl
20 Runs
Mayo Queen
100 Runs