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Dirt Road History For

Wank-King's Wanker (ID: 1045)

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First RunFirst Run DateNo. RunsLast RunHared RunsLast Hared RunLast Hared DateConsecutive RunsNext Run Award LevelRuns To Next Run AwardHared Runs Since Last Run Award
16429 Oct 19981004871444324 Nov 2022110000

Run Reports For 2026
29 July 2026
Run #487
Hares: Dyke Converter, V.V., SLAP, Robbin' Banks (JAV), Kojackoff (JAV)
Dutch Courage Dirt
26 February 2026
Run #482
Hares: Billion Sucker, Revolting Rectum, A Dingo Ate My Baby, V.V.
Ping Pong Punch Dirt
29 January 2026
Run #481
Hares: Unstable Load, V.V., Mayo Queen, Arse Van Hole, T.V.
Legends Dirt

30 October 2025
Run #478
Hares: Belly Dancer, V.V., Mamasans Big Boy (JAV), Wasted White Sperm (JAV)
Demon Slayer Dirt
25 September 2025
Run #477
Hares: Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Cannon Ball, Dyke Converter, Arse Bandit, SLAP-A-Ho, Proposition
Bavarian Dirt
28 August 2025
Run #476
Hares: iboibo, Sperm Polluter, Stupid Kraut Cunt, V.V., Dirt Looney, Supervirgin
Still Dirty At Forty
29 May 2025
Run #473
Hares: Airhead, Necrophilia Night Rider, Dyke Converter, SLAP, A Dingo Ate My Baby (JAV)
Cinco De Mayo Dirt
27 March 2025
Run #471
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney
Kali Dirt

26 December 2024
Run #468
Hares: SLAP-A-Ho, Phantom (RIP), Cannon Ball, SLAP, Hairy Crack (JAV)
Saturnalia Dirt
31 October 2024
Run #466
Hares: Cannon Ball, Phantom (RIP), V.V., SLAP-A-Ho (JAV), SLAP
Samhain (Halloween) Dirt
29 August 2024
Run #464
Hares: iboibo, V.V., Dirt Looney, SLAP, Crap Thai (JAV)
The 39 Steps Dirt
25 July 2024
Run #463
Hares: Free Willy, Phantom (RIP), Bang Saray Beach Bum, Caroline, Milky Piss (JAV)
Bootleggers Dirt
28 March 2024
Run #459
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, Odd Job, V.V., Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney
Last Mohicans Dirt

27 July 2023
Run #451
Hares: Mayo Queen, Sperm Polluter, Free Willy, Mineless Cunt
Private Dancer Dirt
25 May 2023
Run #449
Hares: Airhead, Dirt Looney, Fingerless (JAV), Necrophilia Night Rider
Golden Spike Dirt 2
30 March 2023
Run #447
Hares: Rasputin, Supervirgin, Odd Job, V.V., Dirt Looney, Stupid Kraut Cunt
Alcatraz Dirt

24 November 2022
Run #443
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Mineless Cunt, Free Willy, Sperm Polluter, Mayo Queen
Gunfight At The O.K. Corral Dirt
28 July 2022
Run #439
Hares: Mayo Queen, Sperm Polluter, Free Willy, Mineless Cunt, Crimson Penis
Aztec Dirt
31 March 2022
Run #435
Hares: Supervirgin, Odd Job, V.V., Velcro Dick, Dirt Looney, Stupid Kraut Cunt
Wild West 3 Dirt

25 March 2021
Run #431
Hares: Sour Kraut Bone Collector, V.V., Velcro Dick, Dirt Looney, Stupid Kraut Cunt
The Stoneage Dirt

25 March 2020
Run #421
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Dirt Looney, Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Supervirgin
Wild West 2 Dirt

31 October 2019
Run #416
Hares: Arse Bandit, Phantom (RIP), Free Willy, Turd Burglar
Dark Net Dirt
25 July 2019
Run #413
Hares: Sour Kraut Bone Collector (JAV), Ging Gang Goolies (JAV), Neville Butt Fucker, Phantom (RIP)
The French Revolution Dirt
28 March 2019
Run #409
Hares: Katoy Magnet (JAV), Rasputin, Supervirgin, Odd Job, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick
Runs Of Anarchy

28 June 2018
Run #400
Hares: Airhead, iboibo, Wank-King's Wanker, CIA (JAV), Necrophilia Night Rider
The 400th Dirt

30 March 2017
Run #385
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Dalai Lama, Supervirgin, Rasputin
Valhalla Dirt

28 July 2016
Run #378
Hares: Airhead, Wank-King's Wanker, Hulk, Necrophilia Night Rider
Independence Dirt 2
26 May 2016
Run #376
Hares: Spaghetti Head, 1/4 Pounder With Cheese, Odd Job, Scarlet Pimpernel
Interdirt XV- Spag Head Dirt
28 April 2016
Run #375
Hares: G.I. Joe, Rasputin, Gasman, Sugar Daddy (RIP) (JAV)
TheMelon-Collie Dirt

24 September 2015
Run #368
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Mongrel Arab, Sperm Polluter, Gasman
Jail Break Dirt
27 August 2015
Run #367
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Odd Job, Lone Wolf (RIP), Piss Poorer, Rasputin, Crafty Dog With Mustard (JAV)
Dirty 30 - 30 Years Of Dirt
25 June 2015
Run #365
Hares: Airhead, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Necrophilia Night Rider, Stool Mover (JAV)
Bushwacker Dirt 2
30 April 2015
Run #363
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Rasputin, Rotate Her Later (JAV)
Sharp Dressed Dirt
26 March 2015
Run #362
Hares: Rasputin, Supervirgin, Dalai Lama, Odd Job, Redcoat (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt
The Fairytale Of Snow White And The Dirty Dwarfs Dirt
29 January 2015
Run #360
Hares: Free Willy, Rasputin, Sperm Polluter, Gasman
Gladiators Dirt

23 December 2014
Run #359
Hares: No More Cum, Lone Wolf (RIP), Rear Gunner, Rasputin, Linear Accelerator
Ghost Riders Dirt
30 October 2014
Run #357
Hares: Lone Wolf (RIP), Linear Accelerator, Papa Whiskey, iboibo
Fellowship Of The Dirt
28 August 2014
Run #355
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker, Scarlet Pimpernel, Cow Fister (JAV)
United Colors Of Dirt V- 29 Years Of Dirt
31 July 2014
Run #354
Hares: Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Lone Wolf (RIP), Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo
Enter The Dirt
29 May 2014
Run #352
Hares: Necrophilia Night Rider, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Kee Mah (JAV)
Bushwacker Dirt
24 April 2014
Run #351
Hares: Mongrel Arab, Gasman, Short Time
Songkran Dirt
27 March 2014
Run #350
Hares: Rotten Banana, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Supervirgin, Rasputin
Battle Of Iwo Jima Dirt

28 November 2013
Run #346
Hares: Scar W/2Ts, Miserable Cunt, Linear Accelerator (JAV)
Street Wise Dirt Ii
26 September 2013
Run #344
Hares: Deep Throat, Odd Job, Three Dogs, Pussy Beats Biscuit
Fuzzy Wuzzy Dirt
29 August 2013
Run #343
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP)
United Colors Of Dirt Iv- 28 Years Of Dirt
27 June 2013
Run #341
Hares: Miserable Cunt, Hellboy (RIP), Hulk
Dirt War Ii
25 April 2013
Run #339
Hares: Mongrel Arab, Poopachino
Silver Or Lead' Dirt
31 January 2013
Run #336
Hares: Scar W/2Ts, Professor Pinky, Arse Hopper (RIP), Tiny Anal Torpedo (JAV)
Garfield Dirt

29 November 2012
Run #334
Hares: Scar W/2Ts, Professor Pinky, Arse Hopper (RIP), Poopachino
Viva El Dirt
25 October 2012
Run #333
Hares: Velcro Dick, Odd Job, Absolutely No Fucking Idea
333 Half Evil Dirt
30 August 2012
Run #331
Hares: Bottomless Pit, G.I. Joe, Mongrel Arab
Dead Chicken Dirt- 27 Years Of Dirt
26 July 2012
Run #330
Hares: Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo
Dirt
31 May 2012
Run #328
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Bottomless Pit, Dalai Lama
Puppet On A Shoestring Dirt/interdirt XIV
29 March 2012
Run #326
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Velcro Dick, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Odd Job, Supervirgin
Pirates Of The Tahitian

28 July 2011
Run #318
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer, Captain Kangaroo (JAV)
Dirty Dirt
30 June 2011
Run #317
Hares: Seaman Stains, Dog Licks Its Dick, Wank-King's Wanker
Totally Random Dirt
26 May 2011
Run #316
Hares: Airhead, Bottomless Pit, Ferry Queen, Pussy Snatcher
Porcupine Dirt
31 March 2011
Run #314
Hares: Supervirgin (JAV), Velcro Dick, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job
Dirt Air
27 January 2011
Run #312
Hares: Odd Job, Velcro Dick, Whale Sniffer, Rasputin
Rabbit Dirt

28 October 2010
Run #309
Hares: Teeny Weeny (RIP), Seaman Stains, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Wicked Witch Dirt
28 January 2010
Run #300
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Bottomless Pit, Odd Job
Team Dirt

30 July 2009
Run #294
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick, Katoy Anal Masturbator, Piss Poorer (JAV)
Buddy Hits The Dirt

30 October 2008
Run #285
Hares: Seaman Stains, Teeny Weeny (RIP), G.I. Joe
Booby Trap Dirt
27 March 2008
Run #278
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Odd Job, Flying Frog
Fire Brigade Dirt
31 January 2008
Run #275
Hares: Fuck And Forget (RIP), Odd Job, Whale Sniffer, Tiger Bum (JAV)
The Devils Dirt

29 November 2007
Run #273
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor
El Supremo Dirt

28 December 2006
Run #262
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, No More Cum, Lone Wolf (RIP)
Legend Dirt
29 June 2006
Run #256
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP) (JAV)
Mussel Dirt
23 February 2006
Run #252
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker, Rudi Voeller (JAV)
Second United Colors Of Dirt
26 January 2006
Run #251
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Whale Sniffer (JAV)
Absolut Dirt

29 December 2005
Run #250
Hares: Yao Yao (RIP), Chicken Fucker (RIP), Terminal Foreskin (RIP)
Santa Does Dirt 250
27 October 2005
Run #248
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker
Masquerade Dirt
29 September 2005
Run #247
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Knob Marley (JAV), Arse-A-Holic (JAV)
Tora Bora Dirt
25 August 2005
Run #246
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Rubber Dick (JAV)
Strolling Bones Twenty Years Of Dirt
28 July 2005
Run #245
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Dog Licks Its Dick (JAV), Katoy Anal Masturbator
Dirty Dancing
26 May 2005
Run #243
Hares: Seaman Stains, No More Cum, Deep Throat (JAV), Dizzy (JAV)
Slip Slop Slap Slurp Dirt
28 April 2005
Run #242
Hares: Micky Maow, Naked Boy, Piss Uphill
Waiting For The Perfect Woman Dirt
31 March 2005
Run #241
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Chunk Of Blue Cheese, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Mobile
Born To Be Dirt
24 February 2005
Run #240
Hares: Karamba, Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker
United Colors Of Dirt
27 January 2005
Run #239
Hares: Odd Job, Piss Uphill, Peler, Gary Glitter (JAV)
Ice-Tribe Dirt

30 December 2004
Run #238
Hares: Prince Of Spin (RIP), Odd Job, G.I. Joe (JAV), Fucking Dog (JAV)
Bad Santa Dirt
25 November 2004
Run #237
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Seagull Shit, Doctor Proctor
Cmoniwannaleiya Dirt
28 October 2004
Run #236
Hares: Micky Maow (JAV), Scrumpy, Naked Boy
Scream Ii Double Dirt
30 September 2004
Run #235
Hares: Odd Job, Velcro Dick (JAV), Peler (JAV)
The Scream Dirt
26 August 2004
Run #234
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Wank-King's Wanker
19 Years Of Dirt
29 July 2004
Run #233
Hares: Pelvic Thruster, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Doctor Proctor, Hymen Hacker, B.B., Flakey, No More Cum
No Bus Bitch Dirt/interdirt X
27 May 2004
Run #231
Hares: Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Flying Frog
Medicare Dirt
29 April 2004
Run #230
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker (JAV), Bottomless Pit, Lord Lucan (RIP)
Dipstick Dirt
25 March 2004
Run #229
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Mobile
The Apache Dirt

26 June 2003
Run #220
Hares: 1/4 Pounder With Cheese, Mobile, Lord Lucan (RIP) (JAV)
A Peace Of Dirt
29 May 2003
Run #219
Hares: Seaman Stains, Fuck And Forget (RIP), No More Cum
Dirty Stopout
1 May 2003
Run #218
Hares: Clit Face, Neville Butt Fucker, Mobile, Katoy Anal Masturbator
Tortoise And The Hare Dirt
27 March 2003
Run #217
Hares: Crack House Kraut (RIP), Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fuck And Forget (RIP), Chunk Of Blue Cheese
Prisoners Of The Dirt
30 January 2003
Run #215
Hares: Papa Whiskey, Fido Dildo, Fuck And Forget (RIP)
Head Hunter Dirt

26 December 2002
Run #214
Hares: Mobile, Flying Sheep Shagger (RIP) (JAV), 1/4 Pounder With Cheese (JAV), Karamba
Cool Yule Dirt
25 July 2002
Run #209
Hares: Boy George, Anal Vomit, Katoys Blow Best
Foolproof Dirt
27 June 2002
Run #208
Hares: Direct Cunt (JAV), Prince Of Spin (RIP) (JAV), Fini The Faggot, V.V. (JAV)
The Island Of Whalers Dirt

29 November 2001
Run #201
Hares: Katoys Blow Best (JAV), Seaman Stains, Neville Butt Fucker
Ninja Dirt

30 March 2000
Run #181
Hares: Stupid Kraut Cunt, Fido Dildo, Crack House Kraut (RIP), Needle Dick (JAV)
Spirit Of Spinach Dirt

29 October 1998
Run #164
Hares: Toto, Hedge (RIP), Floating Feces (RIP)
Thursday Sport Run Dirt

24 November 2022
Run #443
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Mineless Cunt, Free Willy, Sperm Polluter, Mayo Queen
Gunfight At The O.K. Corral Dirt
28 June 2018
Run #400
Hares: Airhead, iboibo, Wank-King's Wanker, CIA (JAV), Necrophilia Night Rider
The 400th Dirt
28 July 2016
Run #378
Hares: Airhead, Wank-King's Wanker, Hulk, Necrophilia Night Rider
Independence Dirt 2
24 September 2015
Run #368
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Mongrel Arab, Sperm Polluter, Gasman
Jail Break Dirt
30 April 2015
Run #363
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Rasputin, Rotate Her Later (JAV)
Sharp Dressed Dirt
28 August 2014
Run #355
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker, Scarlet Pimpernel, Cow Fister (JAV)
United Colors Of Dirt V- 29 Years Of Dirt
29 August 2013
Run #343
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Bottomless Pit, Lone Wolf (RIP)
United Colors Of Dirt Iv- 28 Years Of Dirt
31 May 2012
Run #328
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker, Bottomless Pit, Dalai Lama
Puppet On A Shoestring Dirt/interdirt XIV
30 June 2011
Run #317
Hares: Seaman Stains, Dog Licks Its Dick, Wank-King's Wanker
Totally Random Dirt
23 February 2006
Run #252
Hares: Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker, Rudi Voeller (JAV)
Second United Colors Of Dirt
27 October 2005
Run #248
Hares: Seaman Stains, Bottomless Pit, Karamba, Wank-King's Wanker
Masquerade Dirt
24 February 2005
Run #240
Hares: Karamba, Bottomless Pit, Wank-King's Wanker
United Colors Of Dirt
26 August 2004
Run #234
Hares: Chicken Fucker (RIP), Seaman Stains, Wank-King's Wanker
19 Years Of Dirt
29 April 2004
Run #230
Hares: Wank-King's Wanker (JAV), Bottomless Pit, Lord Lucan (RIP)
Dipstick Dirt

Run Award LevelAwd Run #Awd Run Date
10048729 Jul 2026
9046429 Aug 2024
8042125 Mar 2020
7036727 Aug 2015
6035124 Apr 2014
5033130 Aug 2012
4030028 Jan 2010
3025029 Dec 2005
2023830 Dec 2004
1021929 May 2003

Hared Run Award LevelAwd Run #Awd Run Date
1036330 Apr 2015
525223 Feb 2006

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