Piggy Voting: Only the 12 annual runs held in Pattaya are eligible for Piggy awards.
Voting always takes place at the AGM meeting, which is always held at The TQ the first Thursday in January. There are several different categories which determine Piggy Awards.
To qualify to vote, a dirt roader needs to have completed at least 10 runs in that calendar year.
Previous award winners can be seen below. Before 1998 no information is recorded.
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
Best Theme |
OCTOBERFEST DIRT IN MARCH |
STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT |
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ODD JOB |
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VELCRO DICK |
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Best Selection Process |
THE BEER HUNTER DIRT |
BOTTOMLESS PIT |
WHALE SNIFFER |
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HELLBOY |
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ODD JOB |
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Best Run (Run Only) |
UGLIER THAN DIRT |
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PAPA WHISKEY |
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DOCTOR PROCTOR |
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Best Value For Money |
HAMAMAS DIRT |
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DEEP THROAT |
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THREE DOGS |
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WANKING |
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BANGKA BLOWER |
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Best Overall Dirt (The Whole Day) |
GODFATHER DIRT |
HELLBOY |
KARAMBA |
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FINI THE FAGGOT |
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SHEIK MEME |
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Best Run T-shirt |
THE BEER HUNTER DIRT |
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BOTTOMLESS PIT |
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WHALE SNIFFER |
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HELLBOY |
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ODD JOB |
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Lame Duck Award |
BLUFFALO DIRT
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CLIT FACE |
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ODD JOB |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
Best Theme |
NOOSE BEARERS DIRT |
FINI THE FAGGOT |
FLYING FROG |
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DIRTY HARRY |
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Best Selection Process |
UNITED COLORS OF DIRT III |
BOTTOMLESS PIT |
LONE WOLF |
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DIZZY |
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MONGREL ARAB |
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Best Run (Run Only) |
BETTER HIM THAN ME DIRT |
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ODD JOB |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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CLIT FACE |
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VELCRO DICK |
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Best Value For Money |
DEJA VOODOO DIRT |
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DOCTOR PROCTOR |
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PAPA WHISKEY |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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Best Overall Dirt (The Whole Day) |
FIRE BRIGADE DIRT |
STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
ODD JOB |
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CRACK HOUSE KRAUT |
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FLYING FROG |
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Best Tun T-shirt |
THE DEVILS DIRT |
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ODD JOB |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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WHALE SNIFFER |
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TIGER BUM |
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Lame Duck Award |
BACK TO ROOT(S) DIRT
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DYKE CONVERTER |
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SOMETHING ABOUT ANAL |
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HEAD HACKER |
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BUTT FILLER |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
Best Theme
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DIRT AID
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STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
CRACK HOUSE KRAUT |
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ODD JOB |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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Best Selection Process
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ROOSTER DIRT
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TEENY WEENY |
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SEAMAN STAINS |
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Best Run (Run Only)
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TWO LITTLE DUCKS
22 YEARS OF DIRT |
CLIT FACE |
ODD JOB |
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FUCK AND FORGET |
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Best Value For Money
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CROSS COUNTRY DIRT
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ODD JOB |
PELER |
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ARSE-A-HOLIC |
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WHALE SNIFFER |
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Best Overall Dirt
(The whole Day) |
EL SUPREMO DIRT
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PAPA WHISKEY |
FUCK AND FORGET |
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DOCTOR PROCTOR |
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Best Run Shirt
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EL SUPREMO DIRT
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PAPA WHISKEY |
FUCK AND FORGET |
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DOCTOR PROCTOR |
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Lame Duck Award
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FCUKALL 4U DIRT
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SEAMAN STAINS |
NO MORE CUM |
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WAS WOO'S WASHER |
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CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
Best Theme |
Dirt Cup | FUCK AND FORGET |
| ODD JOB | ||
| DEEP THROAT | ||
| STUPID KRAUT CUNT | ||
Best Selection |
Grateful Cheap Dirt | DOCTOR PROCTOR |
| RUBBER DICK | ||
| PAPA WHISKEY | ||
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Best Run (Run only) |
ABSOLUT Dirt | PISS UPHILL |
| ODD JOB | ||
| WHALE SNIFFER | ||
| DR. DICK (THE DICK DOCTOR) | ||
Best Value For Money |
Dirt In The Dark | FUCK AND FORGET |
| ODD JOB | ||
| CLIT FACE | ||
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Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
Dirt In The Dark | FUCK AND FORGET |
| ODD JOB | ||
| CLIT FACE | ||
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Lame Duck Award |
Mussel Dirt | SEAMAN STAINS |
| BOTTOMLESS PIT | ||
| LONE WOLF | ||
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Best Run Shirt |
ABSOLUT Dirt | PISS UPHILL |
| ODD JOB | ||
| WHALE SNIFFER | ||
| DR. DICK (THE DICK DOCTOR) |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Special Effects (This category will be changed to Best Theme in 2006) |
Masquerade Dirt | KARAMBA |
| WANK-KING'S WANKER | ||
| BOTTOMLESS PIT | ||
| SEAMAN STAINS | ||
| Best Selection | Twenty Years Of Dirt | DOCTOR PROCTOR |
| RUB HER DICK | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| PAPA WHISKEY | ||
| Best Run (Run only) | TORA BORA Dirt | PISS UPHILL |
| ODD JOB | ||
| ARSE-A-HOLIC | ||
| KNOB MARLEY | ||
| Best Value For Money | Dirty Deeds Dirt | PAPA WHISKEY |
| DOCTOR PROCTOR | ||
| PELVIC THRUSTER | ||
| CLIT FACE | ||
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
Dirty Dancing Dirt | DOG LICKS ITS DICK |
| KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR | ||
| CHICKEN FUCKER | ||
| Lame Duck Award | Born To Be Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| MOBILE | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| Best Run Shirt | Twenty Years Of Dirt | DOCTOR PROCTOR |
| RUB HER DICK | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| PAPA WHISKEY |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Special Effects | The Scream Dirt | ODD JOB |
| PELER | ||
| VELCRO DICK | ||
| Best Selection | CMONIWANNALEIYA Dirt | DOCTOR PROCTOR |
| SEAGULL SHIT | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| PAPA WHISKEY | ||
| Best Run (Run only) | Medicare Dirt | SEAMAN STAINS |
| CLIT FACE | ||
| FLYING FROG | ||
| Best Value For Money | No Bus Bitch Dirt | FUCK AND FORGET |
| DOCTOR PROCTOR | ||
| PELVIC THRUSTER | ||
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
The Scream Dirt | ODD JOB |
| PELER | ||
| VELCRO DICK | ||
| Lame Duck Award | Dipstick Dirt | LORD LUCAN |
| BOTTOMLESS PIT | ||
| WANK-KING'S WANKER | ||
| Best Run Shirt | Donald Dirt | ODD JOB |
| PISS UPHILL | ||
| PONCHO THE PERVERT | ||
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Special Effects | Prisoners Of The Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| Best Selection | Dirt Olympics | CHICKEN FUCKER |
| APPLE TURNOVER | ||
| TAMPAX | ||
| WANK-KING | ||
| Best Run (Run only) | Prisoners Of The Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| Best Value For Money | Tequila Shooter Dirt | MOBILE |
| LORD LUCAN | ||
| BOTTOMLESS PIT | ||
| PONCHO THE PERVERT | ||
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
Independence Dirt | AIRHEAD |
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| CLIT FACE | ||
| Best Run Shirt | Tequila Shooter Dirt | MOBILE |
| LORD LUCAN | ||
| BOTTOMLESS PIT | ||
| PONCHO THE PERVERT |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Special Effects | Spear Chuckers Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| Best Selection | World Cup Dirt | SEAMAN STAINS |
| PINKY | ||
| SPAG HEAD | ||
| FUCK AND FORGET | ||
| Best Run (Run only) | Dark Side Of The Dirt | BLOODY NIPPLES |
| BIG NOSED BASTARD | ||
| RINGWORM | ||
| HAGS | ||
| Best Value For Money | Pain In The Neck Dirt | CLIT FACE |
| BOY GEORGE | ||
| TEENY WEENY | ||
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
Pissed As A Newt Dirt | FINI THE FAGGOT |
| DOCTOR PROCTOR | ||
| MOBILE | ||
| Best Run Shirt | Deliverance Dirt | SQUIDDY |
| TOM'S DICK | ||
| MOTHER'S FINEST |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Special Effects | Shoot Him Dirt | FUCK AND FORGET |
| SWOLLEN WOO WOO | ||
| Best Selection | Wild West Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| AIRHEAD | ||
| Best Run (Run only) | Rub-A-Dub-A-Dirt | SEAMAN STAINS |
| NO MORE CUM | ||
| MISSING PERSONALITY | ||
| BOY GEORGE | ||
| Best Value For Money | Let's Monopolize The Dirt | CLIT FACE |
| BOY GEORGE | ||
| SEAMAN STAINS | ||
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole Day) |
Let's Monopolize The Dirt | CLIT FACE |
| BOY GEORGE | ||
| SEAMAN STAINS | ||
| Best Run Shirt | Wild West Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT | ||
| CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE | ||
| AIRHEAD |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole day) |
King For A Day | FUCK AND FORGET |
| AIRHEAD | ||
| KARAMBA | ||
| SEAGULL SHIT |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole day) |
The Stormtroop's Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| SALVATORE | ||
| FIDO DILDO | ||
| CRACK HOUSE KRAUT |
CATEGORY |
RUN NAME |
HARES |
| Best Overall Dirt (The whole day) |
Fantasy Island Dirt | STUPID KRAUT CUNT |
| PEG LEG | ||
| FIDO DILDO | ||
| KIKE COOKER |
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